Cheesy Pick Up Lines So Funny You – re Ensured to Laugh, Reader – s Digest

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Assured to Get a Laugh

Working It

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Geek Love

"Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

Dried Fruits

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

Content proceeds below ad

Word Nerd

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together."

Meter Man

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."

Take Two

"Do you believe in love at very first sight—or should I walk by again?"

Content resumes below ad

Sleek, Dude

"Feel my T-shirt. Know what it’s made of? Bf material."

Act, Act

"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

Pun Joy

"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

Content proceeds below ad

Granted!

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

Wheel Love

"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Content proceeds below ad

Baker Man

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

Check, Please!

"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

Speedy Reader

"It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

Content proceeds below ad

Medical Attention

"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

Number Two

"Life without you is like a violated pencil. pointless."

"I" Doctor

"Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you."

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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Assured to Get a Laugh

Working It

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Geek Love

"Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

Dried Fruits

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

Content proceeds below ad

Word Nerd

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together."

Meter Man

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."

Take Two

"Do you believe in love at very first sight—or should I walk by again?"

Content proceeds below ad

Slick, Dude

"Feel my T-shirt. Know what it’s made of? Bf material."

Act, Act

"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

Pun Joy

"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

Content resumes below ad

Granted!

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

Wheel Love

"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Content resumes below ad

Baker Man

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

Check, Please!

"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

Speedy Reader

"It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

Content proceeds below ad

Medical Attention

"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

Number Two

"Life without you is like a violated pencil. pointless."

"I" Doctor

"Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you."

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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

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"Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

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"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together."

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"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."

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"Do you believe in love at very first sight—or should I walk by again?"

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"Feel my T-shirt. Know what it’s made of? Bf material."

Act, Act

"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

Pun Joy

"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

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Granted!

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

Wheel Love

"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

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Baker Man

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

Check, Please!

"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

Speedy Reader

"It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

Content proceeds below ad

Medical Attention

"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

Number Two

"Life without you is like a violated pencil. pointless."

"I" Doctor

"Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you."

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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

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"Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

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"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together."

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"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."

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"Do you believe in love at very first sight—or should I walk by again?"

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"Feel my T-shirt. Know what it’s made of? Bf material."

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"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

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"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

Content proceeds below ad

Granted!

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

Wheel Love

"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Content proceeds below ad

Baker Man

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

Check, Please!

"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

Speedy Reader

"It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

Content proceeds below ad

Medical Attention

"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

Number Two

"Life without you is like a cracked pencil. pointless."

"I" Doctor

"Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you."

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"Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

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"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

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"Feel my T-shirt. Know what it’s made of? Bf material."

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"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

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"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Content proceeds below ad

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

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"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

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"It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

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"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

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"Life without you is like a cracked pencil. pointless."

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"Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you."

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"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

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"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

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"Life without you is like a violated pencil. pointless."

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"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

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"Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

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"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

Content proceeds below ad

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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together."

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"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."

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"Do you believe in love at very first sight—or should I walk by again?"

Content resumes below ad

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"Feel my T-shirt. Know what it’s made of? Beau material."

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"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

Pun Joy

"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

Content resumes below ad

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Content proceeds below ad

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

Check, Please!

"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

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"It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

Content proceeds below ad

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"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

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"Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

Dried Fruits

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

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Word Nerd

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together."

Meter Man

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."

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"Do you believe in love at very first sight—or should I walk by again?"

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"Feel my T-shirt. Know what it’s made of? Beau material."

Act, Activity

"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

Pun Joy

"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

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Granted!

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

Wheel Love

"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

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Baker Man

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

Check, Please!

"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

Speedy Reader

"It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

Content proceeds below ad

Medical Attention

"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

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"Life without you is like a cracked pencil. pointless."

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"Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you."

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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

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"Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

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"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together."

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"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."

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"Do you believe in love at very first sight—or should I walk by again?"

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"Feel my T-shirt. Know what it’s made of? Bf material."

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"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

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"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

Wheel Love

"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

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"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

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"It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

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"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

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"Life without you is like a cracked pencil. pointless."

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"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

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"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

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"Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

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"It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

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"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

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"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

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"If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot."

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"I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

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