fifty Ska & Punk Pick-up Lines
1) You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
Two) Can I see all your piercings?
Three) I see you have a dog dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Four) I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
Five) Can I rip more fuckholes in your clothes?
7) Smash the state, but baby, don’t smash my heart.
8) My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.
9) Capitalism stole my virginity. Can I steal yours?
Ten) You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your ass hole with my pipe?
11) You’re only a riot grrl cuz you haven’t experienced me yet.
12) Can I go dumpster diving on you… if ya know what I mean?
13) You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my genitals?
14) Wanna find out why they call me crusty?
15) I’m straight-edge but I got buzzed looking at you.
16) I love you from A to Zine.
17) I had lovemaking with all the Donnas, even the fat one.
Legal) Are your pubes also purple?
Nineteen) You put the snatch in the Bodysnatchers.
20) The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
21) My mohawk isn’t the only thing that’s big and stiff.
22) I love the way you skank, you dirty skank.
23) My head isn’t the only thing entirely clean-shaved.
24) I like pork pies, so how about I pork your pie?
25) You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.
26) Would you like to gobble the vomit off the front of my T-shirt?
27) I may be pounded to the X, but I’d rather pound you.
28) I’m horny for ska. Get it? Cuz ska’s got horns? Y’know? Ah, let’s screw.
29) Do you like the band seven Seconds? Cuz that’s how long I last, baby.
30) If you think I reek of sweat from skanking, you should smell me in bed.
31) Yes, I’m a skinhead author. I wrote The Oi! Of Lovemaking.
32) Hi, I’m in the Slackers.
33) Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?
34) You are SO working class. Now work that bootie!
35) Aren’t Dr. Frank’s lyrics so romantic?
36) I put the X in sXe, baby!
37) I’m into xxx… xxx sapphic activity, baby!
38) I won’t hurt you, baby. It’s so petite, it’s been called a Minor Threat.
39) Don’t be Stubborn-Jump Up and display me your Moon.
40) You’re my Bouncing Soulmate.
41) Hey ho! Let’s go! No, I mean, you’re a ho so let’s go back to my place.
42) You only read Maximum Rocknroll for the ads too??
43) Nice Docs, wanna screw?
44) We should have hookup. Joey Ramone would’ve wished it that way.
45) Let’s go hit up some emo kids!
46) You’re anti-Fascist, too.
47) If I could rewrite the alphabet, I’d put N, O, F, and X together.
48) You know, there’s nothing more rebellious than anal invasion hookup.
49) Wanna see my Buzzcock?
50) Hi, my name is Adam. Would you like a copy of my zine, READ?