50 Enormously Flirty Text Messages To Kickstart The Conversation With Your Crush
1. I’m making the very first budge when it comes to texting, so I’m expecting you to make the very first stir when it comes to smooching.
Two. I can’t even recall the last time we spoke. We need to switch that.
Three. Do you find it sexy when damsels make the very first stir or should I wait for you to do it yourself?
Four. I was going to wait another day or two to text you, but I can’t wait that long to talk to you.
Five. I could’ve sworn I spotted you at the mall today, but it turned out to be some other exceptionally attractive platinum-blonde.
6. Stop sending me mixed signals and embark sending me memes.
7. How have you gone so long without messaging me? I’m such a delight.
8. I had a wish we were sexting, so I woke up and determined to turn it into a reality.
9. I dreamed to ask you out, but I figured I’d commence by sending you a text.
Ten. If we have the time to “like” each other’s Instagram pics, we have the time to text.
11. I haven’t seen you in forever. Have you been visiting your fellow angels up in Heaven?
12. Did you smile when you witnessed my name pop up on your phone just now?
13. Are you thirsty, by any chance? I’m starving, but no one will agree to get Chipotle with me.
14. I don’t indeed have anything to talk about, but I still want to talk to you, so… Hi.
15. I can’t figure out if I should begin this conversation with a compliment, a horrible pick-up line, or a plain “hello.” You choose.
16. I just witnessed the fresh picture you uploaded. Looking sexier than ever, I see.
17. I hope you haven’t forgotten that I exist, because I undoubtedly haven’t forgotten about you.
Legitimate. I had a desire about you last night. I’d tell you what happened, but it’s way too inappropriate.
Nineteen. I’ve been dying to see Starlet Trek Beyond (if you need a date idea).
20. There’s a Mewtwo at my house. You better come catch it.
21. I’m still single, in case you were wondering.
23. I’m watching a romcom, and the main character looks exactly like you. Except, not almost as lovely.
24. I have Netflix on, but no one to snuggle with. Think you can help me out?
25. I’m thinking about deleting Tinder, because I’ve already found the fellow I want to be with.
26. Let’s skip the puny talk and go straight to flirting.
27. My dog dreamed you to know that he misses you.
28. Do you have any plans for this weekend? Because I don’t.
29. I just heard a song on the radio, and it describes our relationship flawlessly.
30. Be fair. How long have you been waiting for a text from me?
31. If you want to make a budge, today would be the flawless time to go for it.
32. We’re dangling out tonight, just so you know.
33. We should truly stop texting and embark watching each other in person. Preferably naked.
34. You know what would be even better than a text back? An invitation to dinner.
35. Hey. I was just wondering how long it’s going to be before you realize I like you and admit that you like me back.
36. I have an extra ticket to Blink 182. Interested?
37. I suck at kicking off conversations. You want to attempt?
38. You can’t text me very first, but you can update your Facebook status every five minutes? I see how it is.
39. I’m a little toasted, a little horny, and all alone.
40. I just took some sexy pics, but they’re too inappropriate to post on Instagram. Want to see?
41. Guess which emoji I just placed next to your name in my phone?
42. I hope you find my preparedness to text very first attractive.
43. Hey, stranger. Stop being a stranger.
44. I hope you don’t mind I’m texting you while naked. Or that I’ve been imagining you naked.
45. I just finished a book I know you would love. You should come over to pick it up.
47. You never text very first. I can’t tell if you hate me or if you’re playing hard to get.
48. You already know how I feel about you. So what are you going to do about it?
49. Now that I’ve officially texted you, I’m going to be obsessively staring at my phone, waiting for it to beep, so don’t keep me waiting.
50. Flirting with you over text is always joy, but it makes it hard for me to lean in and smooch you.
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50 Utterly Flirty Text Messages To Kickstart The Conversation With Your Crush
1. I’m making the very first stir when it comes to texting, so I’m expecting you to make the very first stir when it comes to smooching.
Two. I can’t even reminisce the last time we spoke. We need to switch that.
Three. Do you find it sexy when women make the very first stir or should I wait for you to do it yourself?
Four. I was going to wait another day or two to text you, but I can’t wait that long to talk to you.
Five. I could’ve sworn I spotted you at the mall today, but it turned out to be some other amazingly attractive towheaded.
6. Stop sending me mixed signals and commence sending me memes.
7. How have you gone so long without messaging me? I’m such a delight.
8. I had a fantasy we were sexting, so I woke up and determined to turn it into a reality.
9. I wished to ask you out, but I figured I’d commence by sending you a text.
Ten. If we have the time to “like” each other’s Instagram pics, we have the time to text.
11. I haven’t seen you in forever. Have you been visiting your fellow angels up in Heaven?
12. Did you smile when you eyed my name pop up on your phone just now?
13. Are you thirsty, by any chance? I’m starving, but no one will agree to get Chipotle with me.
14. I don’t truly have anything to talk about, but I still want to talk to you, so… Hi.
15. I can’t figure out if I should embark this conversation with a compliment, a horrible pick-up line, or a plain “hello.” You choose.
16. I just spotted the fresh picture you uploaded. Looking sexier than ever, I see.
17. I hope you haven’t forgotten that I exist, because I certainly haven’t forgotten about you.
Legal. I had a wish about you last night. I’d tell you what happened, but it’s way too inappropriate.
Nineteen. I’ve been dying to see Starlet Trek Beyond (if you need a date idea).
20. There’s a Mewtwo at my house. You better come catch it.
21. I’m still single, in case you were wondering.
23. I’m watching a romcom, and the main character looks exactly like you. Except, not almost as adorable.
24. I have Netflix on, but no one to snuggle with. Think you can help me out?
25. I’m thinking about deleting Tinder, because I’ve already found the stud I want to be with.
26. Let’s skip the petite talk and go straight to flirting.
27. My dog wished you to know that he misses you.
28. Do you have any plans for this weekend? Because I don’t.
29. I just heard a song on the radio, and it describes our relationship flawlessly.
30. Be fair. How long have you been waiting for a text from me?
31. If you want to make a stir, today would be the flawless time to go for it.
32. We’re draping out tonight, just so you know.
33. We should indeed stop texting and begin watching each other in person. Preferably naked.
34. You know what would be even better than a text back? An invitation to dinner.
35. Hey. I was just wondering how long it’s going to be before you realize I like you and admit that you like me back.
36. I have an extra ticket to Blink 182. Interested?
37. I suck at kicking off conversations. You want to attempt?
38. You can’t text me very first, but you can update your Facebook status every five minutes? I see how it is.
39. I’m a little toasted, a little horny, and all alone.
40. I just took some sexy pics, but they’re too inappropriate to post on Instagram. Want to see?
41. Guess which emoji I just placed next to your name in my phone?
42. I hope you find my readiness to text very first attractive.
43. Hey, stranger. Stop being a stranger.
44. I hope you don’t mind I’m texting you while naked. Or that I’ve been imagining you naked.
45. I just finished a book I know you would love. You should come over to pick it up.
47. You never text very first. I can’t tell if you hate me or if you’re playing hard to get.
48. You already know how I feel about you. So what are you going to do about it?
49. Now that I’ve officially texted you, I’m going to be obsessively staring at my phone, waiting for it to beep, so don’t keep me waiting.
50. Flirting with you over text is always joy, but it makes it hard for me to lean in and smooch you.
Holly Riordan
Aspiring science fiction author. Dog possessor. Neil Patrick Harris fangirl.